help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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