Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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