You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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