Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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