it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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