At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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