dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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