He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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