U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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