You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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