i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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