Your tits are I can't wait for
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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