remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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