We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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