Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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