Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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