Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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