Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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