Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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