she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
