well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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