The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
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