Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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