oh god the rape fog is back!
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
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