he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Randomize
