sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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