Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
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