we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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