I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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