yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
