Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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