Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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