Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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