another moral hangover. fuck.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
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