Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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