i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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