yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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