Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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