didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
