For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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