i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
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