Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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