big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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