I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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