But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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