I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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