So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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