Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
the raccoons are back...
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