I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
The power of my boobs compel you
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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