Swine flu. Run for my life!
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
You ate ashes out of my bong
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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