Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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