some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
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