Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Randomize
