Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Randomize
